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Loved this one! Then again.... I loved all of the Harry Potter books I've read so far!
What a terrible translation, mangling phrases and even creating them from whole cloth just to fit the translator's rhyme and rhythm schemes. (The exception being those poems that borrow liberally from the biblical passages. You can always tell when you've reached such a poem, as all attempts at forcing the translation into a rhyme scheme disappear, even if the Spanish originals still rhymed.)